YOU IN REVIEW : ZOOEY DESCHANEL

 Welcome to the new section on the blog, 'you in review', where we look back at some of the horror stories of celebrities and fashion icons - the outfits! the parties! the lifestyle! - and then we mock them endlessly while choosing to forget about our own fashion mishaps!

So we are starting with Zooey Deschanel. An actress I can't stand part time. She never annoyed me until I watched The New Girl - and then she really annoyed me. So far everyone who has spoken to me about the show has confirmed that they watch it for the boys storylines and not Jess - who Deschanel plays. She's over the top, irritating and frankly not believable at all.

Anyway, here is her style......read and judge on....

2001 - Now to be fair, no one had style in 2001. It was impossible. Not enough time has passed since then for us to describe our noughties style as cool. It's only now that  90s fashion can be discussed with nostalgia and not laughter! But my god, was this awful. I mean seriously awful. I don't even know where to start - the cheap fabric, the whalenet tights, the strappy sandals which look like they are doing damage or that god awful handbag....its too much!

2002 - Things didn't get much better in 2002 when she went blonde. I don't really know why she is standing in such an awkward position and it looks like her neck hurts but my god again, another cheap dress....

2006 - LA Fashion Week - LA have a fashion week!?!?!?!? But I don't know what is worst - the attempt at nautical fashion or the green boots with the slightly navy leggings....or the green boots in general....

2007 - Okay so we're getting there. The eye make-up is something to do with the theme of the party she is at but the dress is not that bad! I am full on hating those white pumps with the black tights. I like how through the whole thing (there were other pictures) she wears black tights with her dresses because I do too. I wont get my legs out - the last time I did it was France in 2010 and mad hot!

2009 - Is this Luella? It looks like Luella! If it is Luella then I love it. God that woman should never have been allowed to go out of business. However, where did did she dig up lavender tights and in all the effort of trying to find the tights - did she not have time to source a more suitable shoe???

 

2011 -  She appears to be choking in ruffles. The ruffles have cut off the circulation to her neck and that hemline makes her legs look chunky - which I didn't even know was possible!!!!!

 

2012 - We had a discussion about this Prada custom made frock on the facebook page and it got mixed reviews. We all agreed the hair was horrific but the dress wasn't bad. It was actually kinda cut. She seemed awkward with no clutchbag though. I am not sure where the other dress came from but again, I kinda like it. Its grungy without being over the top and the gold belt makes it red carpet worthy. Although the print is an odd choice for something red carpet. Jury is out on that one. I think its a little casual for carpet.....